Skanksgiving (NFL Week 13)

Yay! It is in fact that magical time of year again where we get to witness:


  • The Detroit Lions humiliate themselves on national T.V.
  • John Madden slobbering incoherently over the duck he just shoved up a turkeys ass.
  • The Dallas Cowboys playing yet another shitty team.
  • That bad ass Snoopy float.


NFL Predictions:

Titans 26 (-11) – Lions 7– Daunte Culpepper will get his roll on, all the way to a 0-16 season.


Sex Boatalicious!

Sex Boatalicious!

Seahawks 24 (+11.5)- Cowboys 21– I can only hope that this game will be as hilarious as the last time these two teams met.


Epic!

Epic!

Arizona 38 (+2.5) – Philadelphia 26what comical thing will happen to McNabb this week? Tune in at 8:15pm on thursday to find out!

With all of his kids in Prison, there will be plenty of Pumpkin Pie and Mashed Potatoes to go around at the Reid family table.

Good news for Andy Reid: With all of his kids in Prison, there will be plenty of Pumpkin Pie and Mashed Potatoes to go around at the Reid family table.

 New York Jets 27- Denver Broncos 20 (+7.5)- Jay Cutler, the self described “greatest QB of all time” gets his chance to prove it against Vicodin Favre and the J-E-T-S, JETS! JETS! JETS!


What do Brett Favre and Dr. House have in common? I will give you one guess....

What do Brett Favre and Dr. House have in common? I will give you one guess....

Vikings 96 (-3) – Da Bears 2After doing an hour long analysis of this game on Madden 2009 (Difficulty level: Rookie) I can safely say that  Peterson will run wild for 447 yards and 8 Touchdowns. P.S. Childress still fucking sucks!


16- For God so loved the Vikings, he sent his only begotten son to play Running back.

Adrian 3:16- For God so loved the Vikings, he sent his only begotten son to play Running back.

John Madden 1- Turducken 0- That poor 6 legged mother fucker doesn’t stand a chance in hell.


BOOM!

BOOM!


Have a wonderful, happy, joyous, totally Vic Mackey style bad-ass Thanksgiving!



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