The Economy has been this Falls big new hit (yes Shane, even bigger then True Blood), over the past few months you cant open a newspaper, watch a cable news show, read cnn.com, or even watch your favorite 30 second Milf Hunters free preview clip without someone giving there expert opinion on why the Economy is as weak as Chuck Long’s head coaching resume (see: 7-17 record).
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The Banks, The Skanks, Bill O’Reilly, Iraq, Iran, Canada, Greedy CEO’s and that fucking annoying yet ascetically pleasing Shamwow! guy are just a few of the people/things to have been blamed for the recent Economic “crisis”. They all seem like perfectly acceptable reasons for these recent rough times, but the “experts” are wrong again (see: BCS) in fact:
Tad “M.D.” Davis ruined the Economy.
You may be asking yourself “Who is this Tad Davis character?” I dont have time to go into his life story and will only point out a few of the things he has done tosingle handily set us our country back(economically speaking of course) to the 1920’s. However feel free to check out his detailed biography here (which is quite fascinating).
Things that Tad Davis has done:
- Gave out $300,000+ home loans to the following people (who have all defaulted BTW).

Mr. and Mrs. Mittens were tricked into thinking his $5 an hour job at the meow mix plant would be enough for there dream house
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