Live Blog: Oklahoma vs North Carolina

Because I am to hung-over to goto a bar (Shocking!) I decided to try our first attempt at a live blog, I will be posting along with a select number of my low-life friends who decide to participate…. it should be incredibly shitty and I apologize in advance.



20:00 1st half– I have my Bud Light, Papa Johns ultimate pepperoni pizza and state farm insurance all ready to go. Lets go Sooners!

16:17 1st half- Sooners finally get on the board….about fucking time. 7-2 North Carolina. Im usually anti-bitching about refs but……Oklahoma is getting raped on these foul calls.

Howie Long is a fucking tool, Chevy makes a good car but I hope Dennis Leary sticks an F-150 up his ass.

15:10 1st half– 9-2…Feel free to stop shitting the bed anytime now guys….

14:03 1st half– 13-2…. 

13:08 1st half- 15-6…..Hahaha suck my fucking Balls Tyler Hansborough. Willie Warren holding the team together thus far.

12:44 1st half- (Message from Tad: The Sooners Need to shoot better) Dynamite Drop in Donny! Those years at blogcast school are really paying off.

11:00 1st half-  17-10….OU starting to show some signs of life. 11 total fouls in 9 minutes, these refs better put the whistles away eventually. This game will end up having zero flow. 

Burger King mini burgers: I would LOVE to meet the woman who would have an orgasm over a mini burger, I would probably propose to her on the spot. 

8:29 1st Half- 21-11….Blake Griffen makes his first point! 1 down, 26 more to go! And follows with a dunk. Keep it up!

Im not sure how I can possibly wait until Friday to see the new Fast and the Furious movie, the next 112 hours will be rough without my Paul Walker Fix.

5:38 28-16: WTF, how do you pass up those shots and settle for a last second prayer? Sooners need to get this back into single digits. 

How the FUCK do you get a shot clock violation!!!!!!

4:42– MAKE A SHOT!!!! Still early, but you gotta start playing eventually…..

3:48- 28-18……..By my count that is now 4 airballs (actually 5: Thanks Schlanker) by North Carolina. Sloppy game all around, Blake is starting to show signs of life which is good. If Crocker can heat up a bit Oklahoma can cut it to a 5 point deficit by half-time.

Coke zero is actually a pretty damn good soda.

2:45- You cant spell turnover without OU? 😦

Half Time- UNC 32 OU 23. Oklahoma played a pretty terrible first half overall, and frankly are quite lucky to still be in this game (Read: Poor shooting, poor free throw shooting, to many turnovers) The good news is, they are only down by 9 points and BGriff seems to be just warming up.This game is very far from over and I fully expect Griffen to dominate the rest of the game. 

That Henieken commercial is the shit!


Half Time Motivational Video to follow…..


(Schlankers 1st half analysis: “We look like a bunch of fucking ass clowns out there, however Patillo is the man!”)

(From Tad: Thank God Seth Davis just informed us that the Sooners are relying on Blake Griffen….I did not realize this! What a fucking Tool, that guy brings shame to the Davis Name.

We’re about to be subjected to one million shots of psycho t’s retard face on the bench combined with the griffin mutli-racial parents.

Heineken, great commercials…overrated beer has nothing on a good pbr)


17:27 2nd half- 38-29… Good News: Starting to shoot better. Bad News:the turnovers are still killing Oklahoma.

(Tad:i can’t keep count of the psycho t dumbface shots)

16:21- FUCK YES!!! What a dunk!

Why is Crocker passing up that shot?!?! 

In totally unrelated news: The ShamWow guy was recently arrested for getting into a fight with a woman:


(From Tad: i guarantee i’d eat more at taco bell if they stopped putting pregnant drag queens in their commercials.

ou turnovers > three point shots taken)

14:13- 47-35 Make a FREE THROW!!

Carolina is on fire… someone besides BGriff REALLY needs to step up.

(From Tad: Memo to OU administration: Hire Hotter Cheerleaders)

13:00- Patillo- Laser Rocket Arm

Candle light vigil for Oklahoma’s tournament run:

11:48- 53-40…..brb, Beer Run. Hopefully OU has it back into single digits by the time I return…

8:47 Sooners are 17 points down now? What the fuck just happened? Not looking to good…. 😦

(From Tad: can’t believe cbs waited this long to show the capel half court shot against carolina)

Personally Im surprised they showed it at all…it’s unsettling to know that the highlight totally just gave Dick Vitale a massive erection.

 (From Sharkfan: If OU were a band they’d be called Blake Griffin and the dialers, because the rest of the team is phoning it in. ZING!)

(From Tad:just remembered why ou has no hot cheerleaders…david boren is president (read between the lines folks))

7:38- Thanks for rubbing salt in the wound CBS……care to show a Boise State vs OU highlight as well?
The fat lady might be warming up :/
7:02- Tyler Hansborough fucking fail.
(From Shark Fan: OU’s defensive Scheme: By Golly, I hope UNC doesnt make a 3!”)

4:31- 61-49….Dont call it a comeback! Boomer Sooner! Couple more threes and we got a ball game!
(From Tad: blake griffin doing his daily tea-bagging of an opponent)
You CANT put Lawson on the line! OU’s missed free throws are coming back to haunt them.

3:49 Phantom call on Blake. What a bunch of horseshit.
(From D-DOSS: Is it bad that the Shamwow story made me think of Tad?)

2:40 67-53 ……Now or never guys….

1:52 Bummer, nothing to be ashamed about…just needed more shots to fall, along with a lot less turnovers…. Good night Oklahoma 2009 Season…it was fun….




(From D-Doss: Did Obama just get credited for getting UNC to the Final Four? Damn South Park had it so right)

1:02 The only person more annoying then Hansborough is Tim Tebow. Unfortunately both have broken Sooner fans hearts this year.

0:00- Closing time. Many thanks to everyone who stopped by our shitty little website to check this out today, keep on coming back! Also, thanks to Tad, Schlanker, D-Doss and Sharklover for helping out. Wish the outcome was different…
Again: Thanks for showing support to! Cheers!
Fuck it dude, lets go bowling....

Fuck it dude, lets go bowling....


Gaymariotti goes to the BCS national Championship game!


John's ass everyone...

John's ass everyone...

This entry will be a little light today….Its noon 1:00 pm 2:24pm and we are already   still drunk  shitfaced. Our buddy(pic above) just walked around Miami for 30 minutes with a cock drawn on his face, he had no idea until a kind 80 year old woman informed him of this…another interesting note: We saw Kirk Herbstreit wasted at the club Mansion last night at 2am last night. Was on sportscenter less then 5 hours later…..guy is a pimp.Boomer fucking sooner! Tebow…you can go fist yourself. Hopefully tonight and tomorrow will be a 24 hour celebration!  meh, I have nothing clever to say today…look for a post game wrap up comming from RonMexico2002 later tonight but until then  heres some photos of the hottest woman alive….


Boooooonnnnneeer Sooooonnnneeer!

Boooooonnnnneeer Sooooonnnneeer!


God Fucking Damn...

God Fucking Damn...

Boomer Sooner!

A crazy Girl in Oklahoma? Shocking…….

Im not a huge fan of Youtube… but this shit is epic.

“I just wanted to make it snow”


BCS: A fair,true and accurate breakdown.

Strength of Schedule…. Harris Polls…Computer polls…”Style Points”….Colt McCoy’s creamy thighs….. The components of the BCS can be confusing to the common man, but we here at Gay Mariotti have broken it down to show you each component and subsequent rankings that went into picking Oklahoma as the Big 12 south Champ.


MAC users hate Mack Brown, its a known fact
33% of the vote: MAC users hate Mack Brown, its a known fact



1.) Alabama 2.) Oklahoma 3.) Florida 4.) Reed College (Steve Jobs alma mater) 5.) USC….118.) Texas 119.) Bill Gates in Bristol in the home of ESPN...I smell a conflict of interest

33% of the vote: in Bristol in the home of ESPN...I smell a conflict of interest

1. Brett Favre 2.) Brett Favre 3.) Boston Red Sox 4.) Brett Favre 5.) Stuart Scotts Lazy Eye 6.) Notre Dame 7.) USC 8.) The entire SEC 9.) Texas 10.) Oklahoma


Suddenly things become so much clearer....

33% of the vote: Suddenly things become so much Clearer




1.) Fresno State 2.) Cal State Fullerton 3.) Clemson 4.) FSU 5.) Georgia Tech….21.) Oklahoma.. 23.) Texas
 “Boomer Sooner!”

13 Things you probably didn’t know about Texas Tech

EDITOR’S NOTE: This was a group collaboration of BrettBoonesfarm, sharklover and RonMexico2002. Enjoy…

Graham Harrell washes his hands before going number 2 but not after.

Mary-Kate Olsen based her performance of Michelle Tanner from the television series Full House on Graham Harrell. Ashley Olsen, however, did not.

Mike Leech has attempted auto-fellatio over 9000 times, each time being unsuccessful.

Defensive coordinator Ruffin McNeil is single handily responsible for getting Arrested Development thrown off the air.

Michael Crabtree was the Key Grip on Sandlot 2 and co-wrote Sandlot 4: Step Up 2 Da Platez

Mike Leach can achieve two erections simultaneously.

Special Teams Coach Clay McGuire owns 7 Fleshlights.

In a recent GQ article, Jesus Humphrey Christ was quoted as saying “Why did I make Lubbock? …. Fuck it, we all make mistakes.”

Lubbock, Texas has the third highest rate of Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS) in it’s county and yet somehow, the highest overall in the entire United States of America.

It’s illegal to watch more than one movie at a time in Lubbock, Texas

Graham Harrell kissed a girl and he liked it, I hope Mike Crabtree dont mind it.

Water is not bottled in Lubbock, Texas – it’s canned

Notable Texas Tech Alumni John Denver wrote the script to 2girls1cup. Wes Welker wrote the score.

Predictions Week 14:

Oklahoma (-7) 156 Texas Tech 147 – the over/under on this game is 75 1/2. Bet the over!

Clemson 30 (-2.5) – Virginia 21 – zzzzzzzz

Minnesota (+6) 24 Iowa 20- Golden Gophers end their 3 game losing skid

Washington (-7) 17 – Wazzu 7- The Apple Cup is clearly the game of the week pitting 0-10 Washington vs 1-9 Washington State. What an awesome year for Seattle/Washington teams (See: Seahawks, Mariners, Supersonics)

Ohio State 41- Michigan (+20.5) 28- Remember when this used to be a decent rivalry?

Season: 42-18.

Against the Spread: 27-21-2