Tad Davis Ruined the Economy

 

 

Shitty Quality as this is, I can assure you, this is not a shop.

Shitty Quality as this is, I can assure you, this is not a shop.

The Economy has been this Falls big new hit (yes Shane, even bigger then True Blood), over the past few months you cant open a newspaper, watch a cable news show, read cnn.com, or even watch your favorite 30 second Milf Hunters free preview clip without someone giving there expert opinion on why the Economy is as weak as Chuck Long’s head coaching resume (see: 7-17 record). 

 

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The Banks, The Skanks, Bill O’Reilly, Iraq, Iran, Canada, Greedy CEO’s and that fucking annoying yet ascetically pleasing Shamwow! guy are just a few of the people/things to have been blamed for the recent Economic “crisis”. They all seem like perfectly acceptable reasons for these recent rough times, but the “experts” are wrong again (see: BCS) in fact:

           Tad “M.D.” Davis ruined the Economy.

 

Tad on the way to his next job interview

Tad on the way to his next job interview

You may be asking yourself “Who is this Tad Davis character?” I dont have time to go into his life story and will only point out a few of the things he has done tosingle handily set us our country back(economically speaking of course) to the 1920’s. However feel free to check out his detailed biography here (which is quite fascinating).

Things that Tad Davis has done:

  • Gave out $300,000+ home loans to the following people (who have all defaulted BTW).
  • Bought a four story refrigerator box in the florida keys

    Bought a four story refrigerator box in the florida keys

    Just assumed his references of Wavy Gravy and Jerry Garcia would check out.

    Tad just assumed this guys references of Wavy Gravy and Jerry Garcia would check out.

 

Mr. and Mrs. Mittens were tricked into thinking his $5 an hour job at the meow mix plant would be enough for there dream house

Mr. and Mrs. Mittens were tricked into thinking his $5 an hour job at the meow mix plant would be enough for there dream house

 

Current whereabouts unknown...seriously

Current whereabouts unknown...seriously

 

  • Apparent diehard RedSox Fan even though he has never lived east of Dallas, Texas.

  • Switches the Channel from a Football Game to a Soccer match during a college football tailgate.
  • America! Fuck Yeah!

    America! Fuck Yeah!

     

     

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  • Voted for George Bush…..Twice
  • Is a close confidant of Mack Brown
  • And perhaps most damning of all……. Tad has made “WHOOPIE” with countless fat chicks.
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    Tad is also a fan of the stinkpalm.

    Tad is also a fan of the stinkpalm.

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