Hmm…Teenwolf?

Rumble is a scorpio.....he enjoys long walks on the beach and just kicking it

Rumble is a scorpio.....he enjoys long walks on the beach and just kicking it

The 2009 NBA Dunk Contest……I want my 45 minutes back bitch!!!

Let’s just put it this way, the “slam dunk contest” is nothing more than a fucking “popularity contest”.  Nate “the Kryptonite” Robinson doesn’t even deserve to be in an NBA jersey.   Real dunkers should be slamming Robinson through the fucking hoop.  I haven’t seen an overacting little bitch like this since Flavor Flav’s 15 minutes of fame on VH1.  Nate never should have won in 2006 when Iguodola got robbed worse than Metallica at the 1989 grammys.  Robinson is indeed the Jethro Tull of slam dunk contests.  The only way I would have enjoyed that performance is if “Jethro” would have pulled a flute out (a la Ron Burgundy) and sexually assaulted Cheryl Miller at center court, causing an inevitable life sentence for the John Starks wannabe and a rather LARGE need for magnum condoms.

Rudy Fernandez should have advanced to the 2nd round after he had the second best dunk of the night going off the  back of the backboard and dunking on the reverse side of the hoop.  But what do you know, he’s not as popular as the 5 foot whurrling durmish, so he gets snuffed.  The only explanation I have is that the former NBA stars, turned fat lazy judges, were born in Canada.  We all know canadiens are “aboot” as fucking retarded as the future offspring of Luke Walton and Rebecca Lobo.

You want to make the slam dunk contest entertaining?  Then lets try this lineup:  Josh Howard can start off by dunking the ball with one hand, a joint in the other, just high as shit.  Carmello Anthony can follow, drunk off his ass trying to do a two handed dunk on a 7 foot goal (later driving the rest of the contestants home)  all while Charles Barkley is betting $100,000 large on the competition as Tim Donaghy officiates the dunks.  Tell me you wouldn’t watch that?

Thank God Lebron will be in next years contest.  After one hell of a weak ass All Star Saturday I will leave you with a young man who acutally can dunk.  “Superman” ain’t got shit on this Turkish All Star.  Enjoy…

 

Ladies and gentlemen….your player of the year

Blake went off for 40 and 23 boards today…I hope Tyler Hansbrough was watching

Michael Phelps dropped from Frosted Flakes sponsorship, but picked back up by Kellog’s later that day?

Yeah, I found it strange too….

 

Now with 33% of your Daily Value of THC

Now with 33% of your Daily Value of THC

College Hoops….UConn , OU steady UNC slips back up to 3

The ESPN coaches poll came out today and for the first time in over a month number one remained the same. Uconn survived a scare from Michigan at home, while number two Oklahoma got another conference win on Saturday improving to 9-0 in Big Twelve play. North Carolina , everyone’s preseason pick to be in Detroit seems to have righted its ship with a couple of ACC wins and the voters noticed moving the Tarheels back into the number three spot. With about 5 weeks remaining until selection sunday one thing is clear with one loss apiece the Sooners and Huskies appear on a collision course and what a dream matchup on the inside post that would be. But we all know funny things happen in March , get ready for a month long lunardi lovefest known as bracketology. Outside the top 15 several teams , such as preseason contender Texas, appear to have hit a brick wall. And as has been the trend this season The big east continues to beat up on each other, this weeks victim Syracuse, 2 weeks ago the cuse looked golden, but like texas appear on the downslide. Villanova seemed to have filled the two spot in the league, which im sure will change by next weeks report. Great weekend of basketball with several OT games and comebacks. Too bad it was all overshadowed by the A Fraud debacle…Oh and yeah, there is that one game coming up this week know and Duke/UNC speedo man is pumped up are you? See you next Monday.

Genius


Threw this one in for fun

The funniest shit ive seen in a long time

Thank collegehumor.com

Thank collegehumor.com

Eddie Sutton…. Still an asshole

Been a little light on the posting here for the past couple weeks. That should change next tuesday when we gets the internets in our apartment agains. Look for an in-depth Major league baseball preview, as well as ongoing NCAA basketball coverage, along with some more death pool updates (hopefully). Until then…i bid you ado. 

 

 

How could I have left him off my death pool?

How could I have left him off my death pool?