An arrogant attempt at a Modest Mouse Concert Bootleg.

yeah yeah yeah, I know. We have been gone for quite awhile, for some reason Ronmexico2003 was able to put up a post out of nowhere, but other then that things have been weaker then Dick Cheney’s sex drive around here lately……[crickets]……….. buuuuuttttt look for things to pick back up once baseball season hits the 2nd half and football season gets closer. Good news: We are in the process of putting together a weekly podcast, with the crew here having over 4 years of sports radio expirience I can confidently say that this will be a complete and utter fucking failure, but we should have some fun drunken times anyways. Many thanks go out to some of the loyal chumps people who continue to view this website on a somewhat regular basis. We will pick back up on this soon…I promise hope.

So with all that douche baggotry out of the way, I present to you our first ever (stolen somewhat, many thanks go out to http://www.interstate-8.com for some of the videos) attempt at a bootleg. I was at the Modest Mouse show on March 15th and I must say it was one of there better live sets that I have seen (13 total, no restraining order yet). I have successfully found all the tracks almost all the tracks, from the show and now present them to you from beginning to end.
Enjoy….or not…..

3rd planet:

Education:

Black Cadillacs :

Here it comes (Partial :/) :

King Rat (Fuck yeah! Coming to an EP near you soon!):

The View:

Doin’ the Cockroach:

Custom Concern (from 2000):

Jesus Christ was an only child:

Dance Hall:

Baby Blue Sedan (5 nights later in K.C.):

Bury me with it (shitty quality, partial, blah):

Night on the sun:

Paper Thin Walls:

Satellite Skin:

Dramamine:

Float On:

Parting of the Sensory:

Encore…..

Satin in a Coffin:

Interstate 8:

All Night Diner (very, very old live version):

 

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Your 2008- 2013 Vikings starting QB

Ladies and Gents: Your 2008- 2013 Vikings starting QB

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Saying goodbye to the ten most heartbreaking years of sports….ever

“Personally, im not a huge fan of New Years Eve. Why not you ask? Well, let me break it down like this: When you walk in on your wife getting double stuffed by Joe Namath and Buddy Ryan, while Wade Wilson is filiming, during the New Year’s Eve party YOU are hosting….you kind of become a little bit sour from there on out”- Ron Jaworski

Though it is true that the new decade doesn’t start until another 366 days from now. I am ready to say good fucking riddiance to the past 10 years of nothing but heartbreak from every team I root for obsess over.

I am a huge sports fan, always have been and always will be. So for the sake of flodarity(awesome word eh?) I will list the following teams of who I have been a big fan of along with applicable years:

Minnesota Twins (Forever)

Minnesota Vikings (Forever)

Nebraska Cornhuskers (Forever)

Oklahoma Sooners (SINCE 2003)

Iowa State Basketball (Forever)

Seattle Seahawks (SINCE 1999)

 Being a fan of the Twins and Cornhuskers during the 90’s was fucking AWESOME! (See: 1991 World Series, 1994, 1995 and 1997 National Championships) By the end of 1997 my teams were all looking good, (Except for the Twins  who were in the middle of a 8 year slump). The Vikings had just gone 15-1 in the regular season and were looking like a lock for the Super Bowl. The Cornhuskers had just won 3 of the past 4 national championships. And a  Freshman named Marcus Fizer was going to lead the Cyclones basketball team to glorious NCAA tourney run. Of course none of these things did happen and these all kicked off what would lead to ten years of heartbreak.  So without further delay I present to you: My most horrible fucking sports memories of the past ten years (Limited to the worst ten, in no real particular order)

1.) 1998 NFC Championship game Atlanta 30 Minnesota 27- What more can be said about this game? The Vikings FUCKING BLEW IT. This was a choke to end all chokes. Denny Green coached the game like a gigantic douche-bag and fucking Gary Anderson pulled a modern day Ray Finkel. This game was the epitome of a fucking disaster (even by Vikings standards). Fucking Atlanta fucking Falcons, what a bunch of fucking asshats. 

 

Yup! 30 for 30 in the regular season....

Yup! 30 for 30 in the regular season....

2.)2001 NFC Championship game- Giants 41 Vikings 0. 3 years after the debacle against the Falcons. The Vikings were again looking like strong Super Bowl Contenders. Daunte Culpepper was getting his roll on all season long and the Vikings were actually FAVORED heading into the Meadowlands for a showdown with the Giants. Instead in typical Chokekings fashion they managed to get the piss and shit knocked out of them for 60 minutes and suffered the most lopsided loss in team history. The Vikings haven’t even sniffed the NFC championship since that fateful January day.

Actual Water Bottle Moss used to spray officials..Actual Liquid was goat urine.

Actual Water Bottle Moss used to spray officials..Actual Liquid was goat urine.

3.)2003 week 17 Vikings vs Cardinals- The video below can explain it far better then any words could……

 

4.) 2001 Rosebowl- Miami 37 Nebraska 14- Nebraska somehow backdoored there way into the National Championship game against Miami, only to get there asses handed to them by a bunch of criminals and scum-bags (read: every Miami football player in the history of the world). Maybee if Frank Solich wasn’t to busy banging the Nebraska Cheerleaders while wasted (read: 2 Children out of wedlock with Nebraska Cheerleaders) they could have held a chance. This was the beginning of a painful stretch for the mighty Cornhuskers as only couple years later the worlds biggest cunt head (see: Bill Callahan) was hired as the next head coach of the Huskers.

Heisman Curse

Heisman Curse

5.) Every Oklahoma Sooners BCS game since 2003- LSU, USC, Boise State and West Virginia can all go fuck themselves. LSU was a heartbreaker and the USC, Boise State and WVU losses were all embarrassing to the entire Big XII. The only good thing that came out of any of these games was the fact that I got some pretty awesome pity sex after the West Virginia Loss (A true rarity).

Thank you Rich Rodriguez!

Thank you Rich Rodriguez!

6- 10 to come later today  tomorrow… (Preview: Minnesota Twins 1 game playoff…Minnesota Twins swept vs Oakland….. 2 seed- Iowa State vs. 15 seed-Hampton NCAA Tourney….. Nebraska vs. Colorado 2000…. Julio Franco 3 Run HR Yankees vs Twins ALDS)

Dishonorable Mentions: Johan Santana trade, Oklahoma vs Oregon, OU vs Texas 2008, Nebraska vs Texas Tech 2004.