An arrogant attempt at a Modest Mouse Concert Bootleg.

yeah yeah yeah, I know. We have been gone for quite awhile, for some reason Ronmexico2003 was able to put up a post out of nowhere, but other then that things have been weaker then Dick Cheney’s sex drive around here lately……[crickets]……….. buuuuuttttt look for things to pick back up once baseball season hits the 2nd half and football season gets closer. Good news: We are in the process of putting together a weekly podcast, with the crew here having over 4 years of sports radio expirience I can confidently say that this will be a complete and utter fucking failure, but we should have some fun drunken times anyways. Many thanks go out to some of the loyal chumps people who continue to view this website on a somewhat regular basis. We will pick back up on this soon…I promise hope.

So with all that douche baggotry out of the way, I present to you our first ever (stolen somewhat, many thanks go out to http://www.interstate-8.com for some of the videos) attempt at a bootleg. I was at the Modest Mouse show on March 15th and I must say it was one of there better live sets that I have seen (13 total, no restraining order yet). I have successfully found all the tracks almost all the tracks, from the show and now present them to you from beginning to end.
Enjoy….or not…..

3rd planet:

Education:

Black Cadillacs :

Here it comes (Partial :/) :

King Rat (Fuck yeah! Coming to an EP near you soon!):

The View:

Doin’ the Cockroach:

Custom Concern (from 2000):

Jesus Christ was an only child:

Dance Hall:

Baby Blue Sedan (5 nights later in K.C.):

Bury me with it (shitty quality, partial, blah):

Night on the sun:

Paper Thin Walls:

Satellite Skin:

Dramamine:

Float On:

Parting of the Sensory:

Encore…..

Satin in a Coffin:

Interstate 8:

All Night Diner (very, very old live version):

 

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Eddie Sutton…. Still an asshole

Been a little light on the posting here for the past couple weeks. That should change next tuesday when we gets the internets in our apartment agains. Look for an in-depth Major league baseball preview, as well as ongoing NCAA basketball coverage, along with some more death pool updates (hopefully). Until then…i bid you ado. 

 

 

How could I have left him off my death pool?

How could I have left him off my death pool?

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Ladies and Gents: Your 2008- 2013 Vikings starting QB

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Holy shit!!! The first annual www.Gaymariotti.com Celebrity Death Pool

As 2008 comes to a close… we prepare for the first annual http://www.Gaymariotti.com Celebrity Death Pool
Rules:
1. Submit your list of 25 celebrities/famous people to me by Dec 31st at firebobstoops@gmail.com or just post them on here in the comments section.
2. Points are awarded based on 100 – fallen celebrities age point system. (i.e. = Anna Nicole Smith at 39 y.o. fetched 61 points.) Dont worry about the same name appearing on multiple lists, this happens all the time.
3. I reserve the right to deem anyone on a list ineligible. The person has to be famous.
4. If you want in the MONEY pool. The entry fee will be $20. If we get more then 15 people signed up then it will be a 70% 20% and 10% split for the top three. If not, it will be winner takes all. The $20 is due to me by January 31st, but I need to know if you are in this pool by January 1st. If you dont want to be in the money pool, then post anyways…still fun.
5. I will try to post updates on this “note” and on http://www.gaymariotti.com as often as possible. But in the end YOU are responsible for notifying us if anyone on your list has bit the dust.
6. Contest ends on January 1st 2010
7. List Submission Team Names are encouraged
8. This is all in good fun…seriously…dont get bent out of shape about this.

Having trouble choosing or need hints?
Here is what most likely will be the winning list from the BYTO 2008 death pool:
Al Davis
Jeff Conaway
George Steinbrenner
Farrah Fawcett
Estelle Getty
Annette Funicello
Fidel Castro
Billy Graham
Kirk Douglas
Charlton Heston
Suzanne Pleshette
Muhammed Ali
Britney Spears
Charles Manson
Karl Malden
Dick Clark
Jan-Michael Vincent
Sid Caesar
Ariel Sharon
Elizabeth Taylor

The easiest $40,000 you will ever make

The Economy continues to kick all of our asses week in and week out. As a professional handicapper I usually charge $159.99 for my lock(s) of the week. But seeing how we are already ankle deep in Chanukah and just hours away from Christmas I will give you all a very special Christmas Present. I will tell you a fool proof way to make $40,000 in 3 1/2 hours.

 

 

Step 1: Borrow $10,000 from a loan shark (put first born kid down as collateral)

Step 2: Bet $10,000 on a two team Parlay. (NY Giants OVER Minnesota AND Chicago OVER Houston)

Step 3: ?????

Step 4: Profit

Step 5: Make it rain (Pac-Man style) or Make it Snow (OU Alpha Chi Style)

indeed

 

Why am I so confident of this get rich scheme?

Becuase all it takes for the Vikings to make the playoffs is for either win over the Giants or a Chicago loss against the Texans. As a lifelong Vikings fan who has seen over 9000 huge letdowns. I can tell you with a 100% confidence that neither of these things will happen. Thus congratulations on your new found wealth.

Billy Sims, Spokesman for OU?

“I love the university so much,” he said, choking back tears. “I try to be a spokesman for them. And I will continue to be myself and let people know about the great state of Oklahoma. And I will never, ever stop saying ‘Boomer Sooner,’ regardless of who don’t like it.” – Billy Sims

 

Billy Sims was a great college football player, and I feel bad for how his NFL career turned out…but in all honesty I think Oklahoma can find a better spokesman then a guy who:

A.) Beat his wife (Allegedly)

B.) Went Bankrupt

C.) Sold his heisman trophy….twice.

 

Boomer X 11

Boomer X 11

Spokesman for OU? 

I nominate Darrell Royal…

 

 

“Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!Boomer!” -Gay Mariotti.com

 

 


BCS: A fair,true and accurate breakdown.

Strength of Schedule…. Harris Polls…Computer polls…”Style Points”….Colt McCoy’s creamy thighs….. The components of the BCS can be confusing to the common man, but we here at Gay Mariotti have broken it down to show you each component and subsequent rankings that went into picking Oklahoma as the Big 12 south Champ.

 

MAC users hate Mack Brown, its a known fact
33% of the vote: MAC users hate Mack Brown, its a known fact

 

 

1.) Alabama 2.) Oklahoma 3.) Florida 4.) Reed College (Steve Jobs alma mater) 5.) USC….118.) Texas 119.) Bill Gates

Bristol...as in Bristol CT...as in the home of ESPN...I smell a conflict of interest

33% of the vote: Bristol...as in Bristol CT...as in the home of ESPN...I smell a conflict of interest

1. Brett Favre 2.) Brett Favre 3.) Boston Red Sox 4.) Brett Favre 5.) Stuart Scotts Lazy Eye 6.) Notre Dame 7.) USC 8.) The entire SEC 9.) Texas 10.) Oklahoma

 

Suddenly things become so much clearer....

33% of the vote: Suddenly things become so much Clearer

 

 

 

1.) Fresno State 2.) Cal State Fullerton 3.) Clemson 4.) FSU 5.) Georgia Tech….21.) Oklahoma.. 23.) Texas

 

 

 

Gaymariotti.com “Boomer Sooner!”