This entry will be a little light today….Its noon 1:00 pm 2:24pm and we are already still drunk shitfaced. Our buddy(pic above) just walked around Miami for 30 minutes with a cock drawn on his face, he had no idea until a kind 80 year old woman informed him of this…another interesting note: We saw Kirk Herbstreit [...]
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Brent Musburger is a piece of shit, and overall I find him to be about as clever as a fucking tampon (unused). However he delivered one of the more memorable quotes at his post game news conference (Shown live on ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNews, ESPN360, ESPN.com, ESPN Deportes) when Stephen A. Smith asked him about his [...]
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Strength of Schedule…. Harris Polls…Computer polls…”Style Points”….Colt McCoy’s creamy thighs….. The components of the BCS can be confusing to the common man, but we here at Gay Mariotti have broken it down to show you each component and subsequent rankings that went into picking Oklahoma as the Big 12 south Champ. 33% of the vote: [...]
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