Welcome back

Contrary to popular belief we did not sell our naming rights to chip n dales…..just on a long summer hiatis..hell I was suprised my login actually worked. But apprently our internal clocks all ticked, the offseason is over. No more boring weekends filled with Tiger choke jobs or trips to your mother in laws. Its [...]

The week that was…..Manny being Manny …….and Farve…..resembling a teenage girl

Yeah , were still alive……Just went on a short hiatis,nothing brings me out a hiatis better than a sick case of deja vu. Wasnt it about a year ago when Ed Werder and his awesome mustache were down mississippi in the swamp on Farve watch. And wasnt about a year ago when the ole gray [...]

Madness…..Not so much

Every man has it in his DNA…..Towards the end of Feburary and the beginning of March…..when you long to hear the soulful voice of Mr Gus Johnson. When you try to turn ten lousy bucks into a couple hundred, and at the same time make rick ,your office rival look like a huge tool with [...]

Let me break it down like this: Ron Jaworski’s take on the Steroid Scandal

    When the local scribes columnists  fat pathetic virgins at Gaymariotti.com approached me to do a guest blurg on the recent “steroid scandal”  I said, “Sure, guys why not? I’d like to consider myself an expert on the subject because let me break it down like this: When you come home from the 1997 ESPY awards and catch [...]

Hmm…Teenwolf?

The 2009 NBA Dunk Contest……I want my 45 minutes back bitch!!!

Let’s just put it this way, the “slam dunk contest” is nothing more than a fucking “popularity contest”.  Nate “the Kryptonite” Robinson doesn’t even deserve to be in an NBA jersey.   Real dunkers should be slamming Robinson through the fucking hoop.  I haven’t seen an overacting little bitch like this since Flavor Flav’s 15 [...]

Ladies and gentlemen….your player of the year

Blake went off for 40 and 23 boards today…I hope Tyler Hansbrough was watching

College Hoops….UConn , OU steady UNC slips back up to 3

The ESPN coaches poll came out today and for the first time in over a month number one remained the same. Uconn survived a scare from Michigan at home, while number two Oklahoma got another conference win on Saturday improving to 9-0 in Big Twelve play. North Carolina , everyone’s preseason pick to be in [...]

The funniest shit ive seen in a long time

These aint your daddy’s Cards

The week in college hoops…….Janurary 19th

We start this week with The Big East, otherwise known as the NFC north, with yet another upset, if you can call it that #20 Louisville over top ranked Pittsburgh, it seems no one is safe enough to come out unblemished in this league, but somehow it has the most teams ranked in the top [...]

Blake Griffin…….is a man

Watching this kid more and more you can see why he was going to the first overall pick in the draft, was at the game last night and once he made a good team look silly. Look for my weekly college basketball wrap up before the Big Monday games , starting next week. ……..on a [...]

The Super Bowl is ………gay

Back on the job after nearly a week off……..Lots to talk about in the divisional round wrap up. Well lets see, all but one favorite lost, and they look to be the best team left in the field. My playoff picks resemble a blind man filling out an NCAA tournament bracket. Lets give it too [...]

Blogspot…72 hours until kickoff…

Today was media day in Miami , here are some of the highlights in video form.. Meanwhile……the trash talk on the florida side continues, a certain Florida linebacker, well just call him bulletin board claims Oklahoma’s six game 60 point explosion is a product of ” fantasy land defenses” played in the big 12. Wasnt [...]

2009..Why we laughed our asses off…

Were taking suggestions for the funniest sports moments of the year here are a couple of the clubhouse leaders

The T.O. saga…….can we just fast foward to next season

In a week that had more turns then a mexican soap opera, some entertaining footage out of cowboys camp. No it wasnt the in depth reporting that croney Ed Werder offered covering the spat between the 3 big stars in big D, it wasnt the exclusive interview that puppet Stephen A smith offered bashing his [...]

Plaxico” Giants are number one with a bullet” ……the NFL stretch drive

Im back…..after a short supension for the use of anapproved stimulant , its time to discuss playoff scenerios, and if the Lions are possibly the worst team in the history of the NFL. With week 12 complete and 2 bonus thanksgiving games that lacked much luster its nut cutting time in the NFL. Heres the [...]

Mcnabb learns the NFL rulebook….week 11 in the NFL

While quietly giggling after the boys resurection from the dead in D.C. sunday night….and watching da Buffalo Bills once again lose a MNF game with a kick…..we look back on week 11 in the national football league. By the way, just a side note look for a calabiration of sorts this week leading up to [...]

Fisher’s “dude stache” prevails again…..Week 10 in the NFL

In a week of change in america………not much changed this week in the national football league. The two dominant teams thus far showed off with big road wins. The men in blue led by Eli, went into Philly and the ran the ball at will disposing of the Eagles. In Chicago, amidst a small snow [...]

Asshat of the week: Roger Goodell

  Goodell suspends Vikings player Bryant McKinnie 4 games for: Getting in a fight with a bouncer at a night club Attending the infamous  Vikings “Love Boat” party   Goodell suspends Broncos player Brandon Marshall ONE game for: Being in a fight that ultimately got teamate Darrent Williams shot and killed. 11 Domestic Disturbance phone calls [...]