CHOKELAHOMA STRIKES AGAIN

Pardon my french: But what the holy fucking shit happened last night? As if shitting the bed against Texas, Kansas and Missouri (Bye Bye #1 seed!)wasn’t bad enough to finish up the season the Sooners had to pull a…well…uh…a  Sooners and go out and blow there first game of the Big 12 Tourney. (Hello #3 [...]

Let me break it down like this: Ron Jaworski’s take on the Steroid Scandal

    When the local scribes columnists  fat pathetic virgins at Gaymariotti.com approached me to do a guest blurg on the recent “steroid scandal”  I said, “Sure, guys why not? I’d like to consider myself an expert on the subject because let me break it down like this: When you come home from the 1997 ESPY awards and catch [...]

Michael Phelps dropped from Frosted Flakes sponsorship, but picked back up by Kellog’s later that day?

Yeah, I found it strange too….  

Brent Musburger’s New Years Resolution

Brent Musburger is a piece of shit, and overall I find him to be about as clever as a fucking tampon (unused). However he delivered one of the more memorable quotes at his post game news conference (Shown live on ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNews, ESPN360, ESPN.com, ESPN Deportes)  when Stephen A. Smith asked him about his [...]

Billy Sims, Spokesman for OU?

“I love the university so much,” he said, choking back tears. “I try to be a spokesman for them. And I will continue to be myself and let people know about the great state of Oklahoma. And I will never, ever stop saying ‘Boomer Sooner,’ regardless of who don’t like it.” – Billy Sims   [...]

GayMarioitti’s Heisman Vote (aka the post with Tebow’s hot girlfriend)

Due to a glitch in the system (One of our contributors used to work at ESPN) we at Gay Mariotti have actually recieved a vote for the Hesiman trophy! We will be submitting it under a name, that will not be revealed until Sunday morning… Being the  University of Oklahoma Homers that we all most of us [...]

BCS: A fair,true and accurate breakdown.

Strength of Schedule…. Harris Polls…Computer polls…”Style Points”….Colt McCoy’s creamy thighs….. The components of the BCS can be confusing to the common man, but we here at Gay Mariotti have broken it down to show you each component and subsequent rankings that went into picking Oklahoma as the Big 12 south Champ.   33% of the vote: [...]

Tad Davis Ruined the Economy

    The Economy has been this Falls big new hit (yes Shane, even bigger then True Blood), over the past few months you cant open a newspaper, watch a cable news show, read cnn.com, or even watch your favorite 30 second Milf Hunters free preview clip without someone giving there expert opinion on why [...]

Erection 2008

Though none of us here at GayMariotti.com are able to vote (See: Failed Bank Robbery(s), indecent exposure, prostitution sting, and tearing that tag off the mattress)  We are still happy to endorse our candidate for the 1978 2008 presidential election. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you: Howard the Duck and his running mate the lovely 100% [...]

Asshat of the week: Roger Goodell

  Goodell suspends Vikings player Bryant McKinnie 4 games for: Getting in a fight with a bouncer at a night club Attending the infamous  Vikings “Love Boat” party   Goodell suspends Broncos player Brandon Marshall ONE game for: Being in a fight that ultimately got teamate Darrent Williams shot and killed. 11 Domestic Disturbance phone calls [...]

Boones Farm Flavor Review Week 1: Watermelon (OU vs Chattanooga, Nebraska vs. W. Mich)

      “Holy fucking shit!! This is like a Kim Kardishian Sized Orgasm in my Mouth!” - Those are the first words that came out of my mouth when I tasted the nectar like Watermelon flavored Boones Farm. I cant even begin to describe the implausible feeling I get when this rare and magnificent “flavored beer” arrives on [...]