Because I am to hung-over to goto a bar (Shocking!) I decided to try our first attempt at a live blog, I will be posting along with a select number of my low-life friends who decide to participate…. it should be incredibly shitty and I apologize in advance. Enjoy: 20:00 1st half- I have my Bud Light, Papa Johns ultimate pepperoni pizza [...]
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Pardon my french: But what the holy fucking shit happened last night? As if shitting the bed against Texas, Kansas and Missouri (Bye Bye #1 seed!)wasn’t bad enough to finish up the season the Sooners had to pull a…well…uh…a Sooners and go out and blow there first game of the Big 12 Tourney. (Hello #3 [...]
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Yeah, I found it strange too….
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This entry will be a little light today….Its noon 1:00 pm 2:24pm and we are already still drunk shitfaced. Our buddy(pic above) just walked around Miami for 30 minutes with a cock drawn on his face, he had no idea until a kind 80 year old woman informed him of this…another interesting note: We saw Kirk Herbstreit [...]
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Minnesota Twins owner Carl Pohlad died yesterday at the age of 93… I was the only one out of our death pool to have picked him. So the early scoreboard is 1st place: me (7pts) ….tied for 2nd:everyone else (0). Carl was a very polorazing man while alive, he made his fourtune forclosing on farmers [...]
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Brent Musburger is a piece of shit, and overall I find him to be about as clever as a fucking tampon (unused). However he delivered one of the more memorable quotes at his post game news conference (Shown live on ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNews, ESPN360, ESPN.com, ESPN Deportes) when Stephen A. Smith asked him about his [...]
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“Personally, im not a huge fan of New Years Eve. Why not you ask? Well, let me break it down like this: When you walk in on your wife getting double stuffed by Joe Namath and Buddy Ryan, while Wade Wilson is filiming, during the New Year’s Eve party YOU are hosting….you kind of become [...]
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Due to a glitch in the system (One of our contributors used to work at ESPN) we at Gay Mariotti have actually recieved a vote for the Hesiman trophy! We will be submitting it under a name, that will not be revealed until Sunday morning… Being the University of Oklahoma Homers that we all most of us [...]
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Plaxico Burress Everybody… Random Image Thursday (Plaxico Theme)
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The past 24 hours have been the highest trafficked day in this sites history. (23X more then the average day) Much to the fact that if you type in the following phrases to google “Vishante Shiancoe Nude or Vishante Shiancoe Fox” this magical website will pop up first. So thank you google Gods for that. [...]
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The Vikings won a real nail-biter against the now 0-13 Lions yesterday, Shiancoe caught Tarvaris Jackson’s game winning TD to seal the deal. Post-game Shiancoe was also apparently the man of the hour…. If Brad Childress (notice the eyes) put as much focus into his “kick ass offense” as he did to Vishante’s Purple People Eater…then this [...]
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EDITOR’S NOTE: This was a group collaboration of BrettBoonesfarm, sharklover and RonMexico2002. Enjoy… Graham Harrell washes his hands before going number 2 but not after. Mary-Kate Olsen based her performance of Michelle Tanner from the television series Full House on Graham Harrell. Ashley Olsen, however, did not. Mike Leech has attempted auto-fellatio over 9000 times, [...]
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The website launch has been delayed 11 days because of an 7 day unforseen Kentuck Deluxe Whiskey bender, followed by the manadatory 72 hours in Rehab….but will be up an running tommorow for the first day of college football….i promise….until then enjoy the 2008 Oklahoma State Cheerleaders…… sexy! Charles you know you want that….. GayMariotti.com “Now with [...]
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Gaymariotti.com “If I were alive today, i’d probably give it a read” – Steve Bartman
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