An arrogant attempt at a Modest Mouse Concert Bootleg.

yeah yeah yeah, I know. We have been gone for quite awhile, for some reason Ronmexico2003 was able to put up a post out of nowhere, but other then that things have been weaker then Dick Cheney’s sex drive around here lately……[crickets]……….. buuuuuttttt look for things to pick back up once baseball season hits the [...]

Eddie Sutton…. Still an asshole

Been a little light on the posting here for the past couple weeks. That should change next tuesday when we gets the internets in our apartment agains. Look for an in-depth Major league baseball preview, as well as ongoing NCAA basketball coverage, along with some more death pool updates (hopefully). Until then…i bid you ado.  [...]

Fuck (aka last night)

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Holy shit!!! The first annual www.Gaymariotti.com Celebrity Death Pool

As 2008 comes to a close… we prepare for the first annual www.Gaymariotti.com Celebrity Death Pool Rules: 1. Submit your list of 25 celebrities/famous people to me by Dec 31st at firebobstoops@gmail.com or just post them on here in the comments section. 2. Points are awarded based on 100 – fallen celebrities age point system. [...]

The easiest $40,000 you will ever make

The Economy continues to kick all of our asses week in and week out. As a professional handicapper I usually charge $159.99 for my lock(s) of the week. But seeing how we are already ankle deep in Chanukah and just hours away from Christmas I will give you all a very special Christmas Present. I will tell you a [...]

Billy Sims, Spokesman for OU?

“I love the university so much,” he said, choking back tears. “I try to be a spokesman for them. And I will continue to be myself and let people know about the great state of Oklahoma. And I will never, ever stop saying ‘Boomer Sooner,’ regardless of who don’t like it.” – Billy Sims   [...]

BCS: A fair,true and accurate breakdown.

Strength of Schedule…. Harris Polls…Computer polls…”Style Points”….Colt McCoy’s creamy thighs….. The components of the BCS can be confusing to the common man, but we here at Gay Mariotti have broken it down to show you each component and subsequent rankings that went into picking Oklahoma as the Big 12 south Champ.   33% of the vote: [...]

Skanksgiving (NFL Week 13)

Yay! It is in fact that magical time of year again where we get to witness: The Detroit Lions humiliate themselves on national T.V. John Madden slobbering incoherently over the duck he just shoved up a turkeys ass. The Dallas Cowboys playing yet another shitty team. That bad ass Snoopy float. NFL Predictions: Titans 26 (-11) – [...]

星期十三预览(世界的最坏的星期学院橄榄球)

For all you stupid Americans out there: Week 13 Preview (aka the worst week in college football history…..)   Seriously what the fuck, the past few weeks has given us great games like Alabama vs LSU, Penn State vs Iowa, Texas vs Every other team in the top 10, and Texas Tech vs the world. [...]

Suddenly my desire for Brad Childress to be humiliated by a Bukakke Firing Squad has decreased somewhat

At least we dont have Wade Phillips as our coach….. Minnesota: 28 Green Bay: 27 OMG! After 5 straight losses against the Green Bay Packers Brad “the bald eagle” Childress finally figured out a winning game plan (See: Hand off to Adrian, Repeat, Pass to Adrian, Repeat). Granted he needed a little help from Mason ” [...]

Tad Davis Ruined the Economy

    The Economy has been this Falls big new hit (yes Shane, even bigger then True Blood), over the past few months you cant open a newspaper, watch a cable news show, read cnn.com, or even watch your favorite 30 second Milf Hunters free preview clip without someone giving there expert opinion on why [...]

Erection 2008

Though none of us here at GayMariotti.com are able to vote (See: Failed Bank Robbery(s), indecent exposure, prostitution sting, and tearing that tag off the mattress)  We are still happy to endorse our candidate for the 1978 2008 presidential election. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you: Howard the Duck and his running mate the lovely 100% [...]

Official Gaymariotti Odds on little Palin’s baby’s papa

Shawn Kemp 1:1 The Field   30,000 :1  

Asshat of the week: Roger Goodell

  Goodell suspends Vikings player Bryant McKinnie 4 games for: Getting in a fight with a bouncer at a night club Attending the infamous  Vikings “Love Boat” party   Goodell suspends Broncos player Brandon Marshall ONE game for: Being in a fight that ultimately got teamate Darrent Williams shot and killed. 11 Domestic Disturbance phone calls [...]

Boones Farm Flavor Review Week 1: Watermelon (OU vs Chattanooga, Nebraska vs. W. Mich)

      “Holy fucking shit!! This is like a Kim Kardishian Sized Orgasm in my Mouth!” - Those are the first words that came out of my mouth when I tasted the nectar like Watermelon flavored Boones Farm. I cant even begin to describe the implausible feeling I get when this rare and magnificent “flavored beer” arrives on [...]